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Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie

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  • Director Jim Mallon
  • Starring Mike Nelson, Trace Beaulieu, Kevin Murphy
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    A facetious, Mad-style take on the silliness of B-movies. It's all a bit stretched-out but the robots are cute

This sci-fi spoof is like a bizarre, micro-budget cross between 2001: A Space Odyssey and Tristram Shandy. Mad professor Clayton Forrester (Trace Beaulieu) explains that he is attempting to break the will of an astronaut (Mike Nelson as himself) stranded in an orbiting satellite by forcing the poor schmuck to watch some of the worst movies ever made. There promptly follows a viewing of Joseph M Newman's 1955 schlock epic This Island Earth, with Nelson and his two wisecracking robotic shipmates (voiced by Beaulieu and Kevin Murphy) in unwilling attendance.

Their heads silhouetted against the movie screen, the three of them watch and heckle, and, bar some returns to the framing device, that's more or less it. You have to give director Jim Mallon props for the sheer oddity of the concept (also used in a TV version) but the trouble is, he doesn't do enough with it. Taken in small doses, the jokes are reasonably witty, but, dovetailed in as they are around the B-movie dialogue, they have no way of building to any kind of crescendo. It's a shame they couldn't remove the original dialogue entirely and substitute their own the way they used to do on Who's Line Is It Anyway?

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Things suddenly come alive when, having watched the B-movie people assemble a hokey communication-cum-teleportation device called an interrossiter, one of the robots suddenly remembers that he has one of his own somewhere, and goes hunting for it in his cabin, which is full of underpants. This folding-together of the two planes of reality is very funny, but there's far too little of it. A shame, too, that so much of the humour is off-colour (an insect man's brains look like testicles, the hero's nerdy sidekick is harbouring homoerotic impulses, a swirl of vapour has to be a fart,) because, with its bright, cheery sets and boisterous robots, Mystery Science Theater 3000 might have been a fun way of introducing kids to the dubious pleasures of the B-movie shocker.

Julian White

Julian White

'Lost in the Multiplex's' very own Lord of the Flea-pit, Julian White writes on film and horror for various sites and magazines, as well as blogging about cult movies. He plans to publish a long horror novel called 'The Diviners' just as soon as the strange voice coming from the filing cabinet stops dictating revisions. He currently lives in the 1980s.

Website: diabolicalcinema.blogspot.com

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