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Ice Cold in Alex

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  • Director J Lee Thompson
  • Starring John Mills, Anthony Quayle, Sylvia Sims
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    1942. Tobruk is under siege from Rommel and his Afrika Corps. Allied soldiers – a battle scarred drunkard (John Mills) and sergeant major Tom Pugh (Harry Andrews) – flee for Alexandria, with two nurses (one the beautiful Sylvia Syms) in tow.

A fact: you already know what happens in Ice-Cold In Alex. Because you’ve watched the defining scene in a Carlsberg advert. You know, the one where the sweaty cast line up to drink an ice-cold (beer) in Alex(andria). You’ve seen the end of the film already. You already know that they do finally get to Alexandria; John Mills does get his beer. And it’s as cold and foamy a beer as you could ever wish for. The film’s cultural resonance is owed to a single flash of TV advertising. So why watch the other 123 minutes?

Well, because no-one will ever invent a better wet Sunday afternoon activity than watching a stiffest of stiff upper lipped WWII film.

And because it’s better to travel than to arrive. The journey’s the thing.

What unfolds is a war time road movie, five unlikely characters together in their knackered old charabanc. But this is no formulaic voyage, no hackneyed retread of dulce et decorum. There’s not much fighting; no raus, no schnell. The Germans are the baddies – natch, but it’s more difficult to spot the heroes. Because there’s not much by way of heroics, other than from the least expected of quarters.

Even the (typically superb) Mills – as establishment a figure as ever existed – plays against type as a hero left flawed by the grimness of battle – and driven by a raging thirst for Danish lager. For a black and white film, this isn’t black and white – Germans can be good, the British can be cowardly drunks, a female lead can be more than lovely-looking. Everyone has their flaws, everyone is tested. And they all (well, almost all) get a beer at the end (an aside – Mills got a bit tooty during endless retakes – the long-awaited lager he knocks back was the real thing).

In the WWII canon, this is a subtle standout, proper shaded storytelling of dawning realisation and human frailty, showing that in conflict, personal stories will always trump the simplistic grand narrative. In doing so, Ice-Cold stands alongside, say, Bridge On The River Kwai and is in almost all respects its superior. If you want a war film which doesn’t feel dated, don’t watch The Dambusters.

Don’t watch Reach for the Skies, no matter how enjoyable and Boy’s Own-ish they both are. They’re low-alcohol, they’re Kaliber – fizzy, forgettable, close to the real thing, but a thousand miles away. If you want all the hit of Tenant’s Super with none of the social ruin, try Ice-Cold; enigmatic, intelligent war movie-making in utero, an outlier from a time when the average WWII movie a gung-ho take that Jerry donner and blitzen-fest. And even if that doesn’t sound great – it’s still a cracking yarn.

On the newly-released, tidied up and lovingly cleaned BluRay edition, Ice-Cold’s better than anyone will have ever seen it before. Despite the occasional scratch and bump (you can forgive a 53 year-old film that), every drop of Libyan sweat that rolls down every nose is visible. The sensation of heat and the tension – when they reach the minefield or are uncovered by the onrushing Germans or when you discover what’s inside that backpack  – will have you prickling with the cast.

The leading five – who work as a unit with perfect chemistry – are all superb; complex, ambiguous, bonded and resilient. The desert scenes are magnificent, every bit as good as anything David Lean managed. And that final beer? You can almost taste it.

Webby

Webby

Webby is a professional curmudgeon from south London who likes nothing better than slumping in front of a black and white war film on a rainy afternoon. When he's not doing his day job (writing about the endlessly exciting world of corporate finance) you can generally find him venting his spleen on his blog or follow him @deadinbalham

Website: www.thingstodoinbalhamwhenyouredead.com

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