Just in case we’ve not quite got the message that VAMPIRES ARE ALL BROODING AND MYSTERIOUS, the Cullen family remind us in these heavily photo-shopped portraits. As far as I can tell, these images serve no purpose whatsoever, except to make the Queen look giddy in comparison. Even Jacob can’t crack a smile. Mind you, he’s probably worried about being put on a register for finding his soul mate in a new-born.
Accurate description of every image: dark clothes, dark lips, pale skin, furrowed brow, and so much editing, they look like The Sims.
Between now and November 16th when the film is released we can expect many more attempts by Summit Entertainment to get us excited about the final instalment, and draw attention away from their leading lady being a Hussy McHomewrecker.
Source: Coming Soon
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