The Tree of Life auteur is seen wandering the streets with Benicio del Toro, not lying on his back in a sun-kissed meadow cataloguing the many errant seeds caught spiralling on the winds that will one day grow to become proud sycamore trees, like I usually imagine he spends his days.
The greatest thing about this video is that the TMZ reporter is predictably ignorant of his own monumental achievement, not recognising Malick and instead focusing all of his sub-bathsalt junkie brainpower on asking Wolfman 2010 the most asinine questions that came to mind. Something about admitting new States into the U.S.A.
The footage is three minutes into the video but fair warning, dear reader, three minutes of TMZ's concentrated brand of stupid can be hazardous to your health. If you begin to notice the following symptoms, please consult a doctor: A ringing in your eyes, irritability, the phantom taste of egg mayonnaise on your tongue, sensitivity to daylight, blinding headaches, an unreasonable level of interest in Kim Kardashian, nose bleeds.