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The Expendables 2 Unloads An Ammo Belt's Worth of Posters

26 Apr

Like action movies? Like older gentlemen who could still kick your head in? Like posters?

Well, today is your lucky day!

I'm not convinced by The Expendables 2. That said, I wasn't convinced by The Expendables and I don't think increasing the nostalgia-provoking casting quota will solve that movies problems.

However, the supposed '80s action revival has more than its share of fans and the sequel looks set to be even more successful and so there should be considerable (and manly) excitement surrounding the reveal of these character posters. The joke is that the term "character posters" implies the existence of characters, but "pandering, nerd bait posters" is too messy.

Follow the links below (or the images) for a higher resolution look at these ageing hard cases, we're not going to steal that way from them.

The Expendables 2 Poster Yu NanThe Expendables 2 Poster Schwarzeneger

The Expendables 2 Poster Dolph LundgrenThe Expendables 2 Poster Chuck Norris

The Expendables 2 Poster Jean Claude Van DammeThe Expendables 2 Poster Jason Statham

The Expendables 2 Poster Jet LiThe Expendables 2 Poster Bruce Willis

IGN: Yu Nan
Coming Soon: Arnie
JoBlo: Dolph Lundgren
MTV: Chuck Norris
Yahoo: Jean Claude Van Damme
Hitfix: Jason Statham
Hey U Guys: Jet Li
Collider: Bruce Willis

Andy Shaw

Andy Shaw

When he isn't writing for the prestigious site you currently find yourself reading, Andrew is busy either writing for EatSleepLiveFilm or posting pictures of dogs in hats on Facebook. He fell in love with movies after a double-bill of The Empire Strikes Back & Return of The Jedi at the tender age of four. His favourite film is Goodfellas, his favourite director is Martin Scorsese, his favourite actor is Paul Newman. Caught you off guard there, eh? You were expecting Robert De Niro or something.

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